Alcoholisms
Don't drink alone.
Don't drink when you're sad.
Don't drink when you "need" one.
Or for you "glass half full" types:
Drink with friends.
Drink in celebration. (of pretty much anything, actually)
Drink free of compellment. (that could be a word)
For those times when you are alone and sad and overly desirous, might I recommend chocolate. Rolos, or ice cream, or brownies, or brownies with ice cream and rolos.
This could also apply to catnip, except the chocolate part.
Meep.
Don't drink when you're sad.
Don't drink when you "need" one.
Or for you "glass half full" types:
Drink with friends.
Drink in celebration. (of pretty much anything, actually)
Drink free of compellment. (that could be a word)
For those times when you are alone and sad and overly desirous, might I recommend chocolate. Rolos, or ice cream, or brownies, or brownies with ice cream and rolos.
This could also apply to catnip, except the chocolate part.
Meep.
posted by Helen at 21:10
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The last line indicates that part of this post was directed at Meep, not written by Meep. This has been a public service announcement, brought to you by the Nit-Pickers Institute of Texas... N.I.T.
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