My first Post! Wow!
I'm home for the summer and found a very nice job watching an adorably precious 5-month old baby three days a week, which is just enough to keep me busy (and bring in a little extra $$) while still letting me feel like I have a summer.
I know it's hard to top the Port-a-John story, but my current, slightly less horrifying happening is as follows: my Mom injured her finger and so I am on dish-washing duty until further notice. What is so horrifying, you ask? Well, if you're just going to have to wash them again anyway, why not let them pile up for a week? I'll tell you why! Slime! Mold! Bugs! Stench! Little pieces of stuck-on mystery meat! Oh, the Horror!! See, I told you it was scary. And yet I still haven't done the first batch of dishes yet. Alas, it is my own sin that leads me to ruin!
Well, looks like I'm getting carried away here, so goodbye until next time, dear friends!
-Helen